
It took me a few weeks to actually find the time, but here goes:
* This past week it was not me who let the house absolutely, positively, completely go...I mean it was spotless, sparkling, glowing and smelled AMAZING
* I most certainly did not dig dirty jeans out of the hamper for my son because I was awful at laundry, even tho I just spend an ungodly amount on a brand new front-loading washer 2 weeks ago
* I did not fail to feed my children a vegetable 6 out of 7 days last week
* I did not break into a messy sweat trying on a shapewear slimmer thingamajig made by Dr. 90210's Dr. Rey at the department store and try to catch my breath afterwards. And it was so worth it...
* And strangely, I did not throw caution to the wind and drink 2 lemon drops and 4 glasses of wine in one evening, only to not have a mind-blowing headache and wonder why the room was spinning for 24 hours in a row...I am too old for that crap and would never do such a thing.
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1 comment:
LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!! Hillarious. I dont think I did any of those things last week either...but the one thing I certainly didn't do was drag dirty jeans out of the laundry for myself!!!!
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