Not Me! Mondays

Don't forget to check out her page and the rules! Come on friends- who wants to do be brutally honest with me?? This past week, it was not me who put my kids in dirty socks (again, laundry issues)

I did not eat 5 full-size chocolate bars made by Spokandy left over from the centennial celebration...and I did not enjoy each and every bite, they were gross. :-)

Every Friday night for the past 6 weeks my husband and I have done Date-Night Friday nights where we watch a short DVD at the church and they willingly watch our children for an hour and half whie we go out to dinner and discuss the topic...and this week we did not abuse this gift of time and go to Sears to purchase a new flat screen TV and then grab Pita Pit at the mall afterwards. How rude of us!

It was not me who lost my patience while working with demanding customers who wanted me to explain every single little thing about every single stupid product ever made at the shop...I have always had super-duper patience and I most certainly did not get a bit flustered with this particular woman. I mean, it's perfectly fine if you want a bowl-full of M&M's but please-can-you-hold-all-the-red-ones....(my husband uses this analogy when people are too demanding)

I am always super organized and plan well-ahead for guests/parties so it was not me who planned a breakfast gathering at my home Sunday morning and then realized Saturday night at 11pm that I did not have any coffee to serve. I would never do this because I am always well-prepared and make a ton of lists.

And lastly, it was not me this morning who was thinking terrible thoughts about my personal trainer as she was patiently waiting for me to catch my breath again. I have the best endurance and just fly through those training sessions like it's no big deal :-)

what load of crap.